Absurd Creatures | The World’s Silkiest Anteater Is Not–I Repeat, Not–Stoned
Released on 05/02/2016
(bright music)
[Narrator] Man, monkeys got it made.
A prehensile tail.
I want me one of those.
Someone tell that monkey I want a prehensile tail too.
Wait!
That's no monkey.
It's not even a primate.
It's the Silky Anteater,
the most adorable of its insect-eating kind.
If it looks baked or sleepy to you,
that's because it is.
Sleepy, I mean.
The Silky Anteater is a nocturnal hunter,
so it's a bit out of sorts here in the daylight.
But at night, it makes its way through the trees,
hunting for cheetahs.
I jest, of course.
It's ants.
Using those big claws,
it rips open bark to get at the colony within,
snatching up the ants with its long sticky tongue.
The Silky Anteater is careful to move along quickly
so the ants don't have a chance
to overwhelm it with bites and stings.
It only manages to snatch 1% of the ants in a colony.
The Silky Anteater has its own predators
to worry about as well.
Enter the Harpy Eagle,
perhaps the world's most formidable raptor,
with talons five inches long
and a wingspan of six and 1/2 feet.
It can snatch an anteater right out of a tree,
no problem,
which is why the Silky limits its movements
to the evening hours.
So stay safe, little one
and maybe consider some Visine.
(bright music)
Starring: Matt Simon
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