[Josh] I'm Josh Brolan, and this is Taylor Kitsch.

This is the WIRED, what was it?

[Taylor] Autocomplete interview.

(rock music)

[Man offscreen] I think we got it.

Take two. Yeah that was it.

[Josh] How old is Taylor Kitsch?

That's anti-climactic.

You know what you should do like what they do on IMDB,

you go, I'm between 25 and 45.

There you go, between 25 and 45 years old.

How to pronounce Taylor Keesh.

There you go.

How much does Taylor Kitsch weigh?

240.

No, you don't.

(taylor laughs) No, you don't.

You're trying to make yourself

sound more masculine than you are.

I know, everyday.

What are you at right now?

You just don't care.

You're just all about you right now.

What are you at right now?

_ I don't know I don't remember.

Yeah you do.

I'm just fat.

How to get Taylor Kitsch hair?

So how do you get such great hair?

It's a piece, so you can literally buy it.

Here watch.

That's a really secure piece.

Yeah, it's expensive, but you can buy it.

The least googled question.

How did Taylor Kitsch get famous.

Uh.

You're not famous.

I know. (Josh laughs)

What's the movie that you're most known for,

how 'bout that?

Probably FNL, Friday Night Lights.

Amazing.

I talked to somebody about Friday Night Lights the other day

It was a woman,

and all, her only reaction was this: (breathes heavily)

(Taylor laughs) How was that?

On that note, we go where the money is.

Alright, the number one, I'm actually quite curious.

Is Josh Brolan really James Brolan's son?

(both laugh)

Is Josh Brolan in a Geico commercial?

Have you seen the dude

in the Geico commercial? Oh yeah, I have.

He's a neanderthal.

He's a full-blown neanderthal.

Like, is Josh Brolan really the monkey,

on the Geico commercial. (Taylor laughs) I know,

What's the next question?

It's a bit flattering.

I got several of my movies,

because of that Geico commercial,

that I'm not even in. No, we don't need his

audition we just the commercial.

That's so fucking insulting. (Taylor laughs)

Is Josh? (Taylor laughs)

See, that was the second one.

That was the second one.

Oh no.

[Josh] Fuck me, Charles Bronson is my dad,

it's not James Brolin, it's Charles Bronson.

Are we related?

Are you left-handed?

No

Okay, are you playing Cable?

I am Cable (laughs).

That's why you're gettin fat again.

That's why I'm eating doughnuts.

From here on out.

Oh, God damn man, seriously?

Are you related to Barbara Streisand?

Yeah, I mean it's my dad's chick.

Another card.

Dude, let's keep going.

Does Taylor Kitsch have a wife?

Or, let's just leave out the a,

does Taylor Kitsch have wife?

(Taylor laughs)

Negative.

Alright, does Taylor Kitsch have a tattoo?

Don't get all bottled up again,

loosen up. Loosen up. I'm sweating man.

I know. Uh

You have a tattoo?

I do.

Does Taylor Kitsch have siblings?

Or is it all about you? (female laughs off-screen)

It still is all about me, but I have two older brothers,

and two half sisters.

Very good. That's a busy family, busy parents you got.

Busy mom.

Busy, well your dad was there too, by the way.

(female laughs off-screen) I hope it was your dad.

Who does Taylor Kitsch look like?

That's, you're supposed to ask me that?

Who you related to? You could,

You could be my older brother.

I could, I think we could play brothers, honestly.

Yeah, here we go, we're gettin deep.

Did Josh Brolan skate in Thrashin?

Yes, next.

Did Josh Brolin play in the Goonies? Yep.

Does Josh Brolin have a son?

I do.

I mean we're like banging through this.

How old is your son?

29.

How much does Josh I had him when I was seven.

(Taylor laughs)

How much does Josh Brolin weigh?

It fluctuates man, I was 240,

and then I was 160.

Holy shit.

When were you 240?

Well.

(female laughs off-screen) (Taylor laughs)

Not right now, but close, and I've been as light as 167.

It was like so unnatural,

and disproportionate. Emaciated.

Yeah, like my arms are short, my legs are short,

my torso is really long, my heads really big.

I was like a Kmart special. (Taylor laughs)

In the bins.

On sale.

With the balls, those big rubber balls

Give me the one with the big head

that's really cheap. That's him.

Yeah, I got a coupon for that one.

(both laugh)