Hi, I'm Louis Tomlinson

and I'm doing a Wired Autocomplete Interview.

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These are some random, random Google questions.

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So, we'll start with this one.

Yeah, just unpeel it off, shall I?

How to pronounce Louis Tomlinson?

Well, I've just done that for you.

Well, before I was on The X Factor, sorry,

all my friends from back home,

they called me Lewis, I mean, my name is Louis.

But they called me Lewis,

that's what I was known as back home.

And in my first audition,

Simon called me Louis, and I wasn't about to correct him,

you know what I mean?

So, that's that.

How old is Louis Tomlinson?

I'm getting old, it feels like I'm getting old.

Like, at 27, I am.

How is Louis Tomlinson?

Yeah, I'm doing all right, thanks.

I'm doing all right.

That's a random Google one.

What does Google say in response to that?

I'd love to know.

How can I meet Louis Tomlinson?

Come to tour.

Come to tour and I'll meet you then, hopefully.

And so next.

What is Louis Tomlinson's favorite food?

I eat a lot of rubbish food, probably burgers.

I eat a lot of McDonald's,

but in terms of the ultimate burger,

it probably has to be In-N-Out.

Now, that is a proper burger.

What else we got here?

What is Louis Tomlinson's zodiac sign?

A lot of talk of this

while I've been doing the promo in America.

You guys love the zodiac stuff.

Capricorn, I am.

I was told recently about

some of the characteristics of the Capricorn.

Think I maybe have like, two of eight.

What is Louis Tomlinson's phones number?

That is a question I won't be answering.

My numbers go out quite a few times.

I like my own privacy.

So, unfortunately, I'm not gonna give you that.

There's two on here.

What kind of dog does Louis Tomlinson have?

Oh, great reveal at the end there.

I got two dogs.

I got a golden doodle, and I got a labradoodle.

Bruce and Cliff.

They're quite different dogs, the two of them,

and Bruce is like, proper well-behaved, good lad,

proper like, almost like a pretty dog, you know what I mean?

There's Cliff, he's big, he's clumsy, he's a thief.

'Cause you know, everyone says,

dogs shouldn't go anywhere near chocolate.

I think maybe two or three Easters ago,

he stole a full Easter egg, a full Easter egg,

which I was worried about, but I found out after,

I think as long as they don't eat

their body weight in chocolate, you're alright.

So, he lives to fight another day. [chuckles]

Okay.

Is Louis Tomlinson British?

Too, right?

Good to know.

Oh, wait a minute. [finger scraping]

Well, you can't see that, but it says,

is Louis Tomlinson on tour?

Not yet, glad you asked.

About to go on the road next year.

Tickets are on sale, go have a look.

Here we go again. [groans]

I'm getting a bit [bleeps] of this now.

Is Louis Tomlinson a football player?

Yeah, my local club, Doncaster Rovers, where I'm from,

I was lucky enough one year.

I mean, it was a bit of a PR thing on their end,

but also, I'm a fairly decent football player.

They signed me onto the books for a year.

I was in the back of the program, every game day.

I got a squad number, which I got tattooed on my hand, 28.

It was a good time to be around.

Is Louis Tomlinson vegan?

I'm not a vegan, I'm not a vegan.

I mean, in England, we're doing all sorts at the moment

like vegan sausage rolls,

which feels like a contradiction to me.

I'm not a vegan, no, but respect everyone who is.

Is Louis Tomlinson left-handed?

No, I'm not left-handed.

I'm right-handed, believe it or not.

Whatever I got to say about am I left- or right-handed,

I'll shut up.

Is Louis Tomlinson nice?

I suppose it depends who you ask, really.

I think so, I like to think so.

Yeah.

These are funny, these one.

What is Louis Tomlinson's favorite color?

Red, I love red.

Often try and incorporate red

into pretty much anything I do, really, creatively.

And also, my football club Donny Rovers,

they play in red, so, that'll be why.

What is Louis Tomlinson Just Hold On about?

You know, it's another one of those songs that's saying,

you know, regardless of what happens in life,

you just gotta try and be hopeful, really.

What is Louis Tomlinson's middle name?

That'll have been an obvious Google answer.

That's William.

Don't really use it that often.

I imagine some of my fans now ask my middle name,

bit of trivia for you.

What movies has Louis Tomlinson been in?

I haven't been in a movie like,

other than the One Direction movie, starred in that.

When I was really young,

I did the odd bit of extra work here and there.

There's one really tragic clip online of me,

think, about 14 years old,

and I don't have a line but I looked petrified.

Who is Louis Tomlinson,

who is Louis Tomlinson's best friend?

Probably my ginger mate Oli goes everywhere with me.

Lives with me most of the time.

He hears the songs first most the time.

Went to school with him, known him for like,

like 10 years now,

12 years or something like that, it's mad.

Who is Louis Tomlinson X Factor judge?

I was an X Factor judge.

I've also been on the show as a contestant.

I was in this band called One Direction.

They were pretty big.

Who is Louis Tomlinson Miss You about?

Miss You was originally written,

I was bouncing between different parties

and all the night life LA has to offer,

and there was moments where I felt like I was kind of just

going along with it without really enjoying it so much,

and that's kind of what that song was about.

Who did Louis Tomlinson play for?

That'd be Donny Rovers.

If we're going far back, Tickhill Juniors Sunday league.

Sunday league team, local area,

it was the first team that I joined called Tickhill Juniors.

I think they're still going.

In fact, I got a mildly cheeky email from them

pretty recently asking for some funding.

So, I'll be in touch.

Don't have anything more to say about that.

Onto where.

Where was Louis Tomlinson born?

I was born in Doncaster, probably best place in the world.

If you haven't been, you should go.

Great holidays.

I absolutely love where I come from,

great people where I'm from,

and they're a great night out as well.

Where does Louis Tomlinson currently live?

I live between LA and London,

and also, trying to get to Doncaster as much as I can.

Quite a drastic jump, quite a different jump.

It's just forever hot here in LA, you know?

I mean, I was just talking about that,

we're about getting to November and it's red hot,

and I'm just a true Brit, you know?

I mean, when it's winter, I want cold.

Where is Louis Tomlinson right now?

Here, doing this, this little piece to camera for you.

Where did Louis Tomlinson go to school?

In Doncaster, there was a school called Hayfield School.

Went there for 90% of my school life.

Then, I failed my A-levels, and they didn't have me in,

they wouldn't have me back in,

which was a bit unfair of them.

So, then I went to another school for a year,

and then I went on X Factor, so.

Where Louis Tomlinson audition?

I auditioned in Manchester when I went to the X Factor.

Basically, long story short,

the judges see thousands of people,

you know, across however many days,

so I wanted to be at the start of the audition,

so I start queuing up at like, 4:00 a.m.,

'cause I wanted to be one of the first to be singing,

'cause I thought I'd have a better chance then,

and I was right.

When was Louis Tomlinson born?

Christmas Eve 1991.

Good times, happy birthday, everyone's in a good mood.

When is Louis Tomlinson going on tour?

Starts March next year,

and it goes all the way through to June, July.

Super excited to come on tour.

I feel like I've been waiting

my whole solo career for this moment, so,

pretty excited about that one.

Okay, so this is an interesting one.

When Louis Tomlinson Valerie?

I'm imagining you're talking about

when I started with a band, and got on our first tour,

did a cover of Amy Winehouse's Valerie.

Maybe you're asking, when am I singing that again?

The answer is, I don't know.

When did Louis Tomlinson perform Just Hold On?

I performed it a few times.

It came out, off the top of my head, I think 2017.

So, I had my first performance of that was on The X Factor.

You know, I'd never done a solo performance on my own,

and the X Factor was always

a big performance for us as a band,

so to come back and do that on my own

was both exciting and nerve-wracking.

That's it, last one.

Right, Louis Tomlinson.

Cute, I think that says.

I'm not just making the assumption, I can read it.

Louis Tomlinson cute, again.

Not sure to react to this one

other than saying, Thanks, love.

Louis Tomlinson tattoos, that I have many of.

Quite a few stupid ones.

I'm trying to look at which my latest one was.

Probably this horrible one that I got done on The X Factor.

Not even straight lines, pretty bad.

Louis Tomlinson eye color.

Well, I got blue eyes, but I'm not gonna lie.

My eyes do slightly change color.

If I'm wearing a blue top, they look a bit bluer.

What they're looking like today, I dunno,

but, normally blue.

Louis Tomlinson hairstyles.

I ain't had that many of them to be honest.

I've had about three in rotation

for the last like, nine years.

What's pretty funny about my hair, though,

is you know, from being in a band like One Direction,

I've almost forgot how to do my own hair.

It's pretty tragic, that in it you know,

I mean, I'm lucky to have someone doing my hair,

and there's times where I go on a night out,

and I'm looking at it thinking,

I'd be honest, I didn't know how to start,

so I just put a cap on.

Louis Tomlinson One Direction.

That is the band I am in, was in,

whichever way you look at it.

Don't really know what else to say about that.

Good time in my life.

Hopefully, we come back.

Louis Tomlinson Back To You.

Yup, that was the name of one of my songs,

so I assume you bang that into Google

and my song will just pop straight up.

Give it a listen if you want.

Did it with Bebe Rexha.

I did the music video in Doncaster, where I'm from,

so again, that was special for me.

Yeah.

Thanks for that.

Okay, thank you very much for watching

and thank you for all of your questions.

Cheers.