That's Justin Theroux.

And this is Mila Kunis.

And what are we doing, Justin?

We're doing the Wired autocomplete interview.

Oh.

(gentle guitar music)

[Both] Ding!

I'll hold this card.

God, this is gonna be so bad.

I can't.

Is Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake friends?

Yes.

Next question.

Oh my god.

But you're number one, Justin, you're number one.

Okay, good.

Thank you. Yes, of course.

Is Mila Kunis laughing?

(laughs) Always!

Always.

It's what I do.

Why would anyone ask the internet if you're laughing?

Like, at the moment, that you're--

I don't know.

Actually doing it, okay.

Is Mila Kunis, more tension, a gamer?

I used to be, and then I had kids.

So, not anymore.

Never invited me on the Xbox Live.

(gasps) Did you used to do Halo?

I did Halo where we did the thing

where we'd set up like, four televisions--

We did too.

And then I'd play with friends.

In the same house.

And then we'd see everything,

but we'd all have our own TV monitor.

Yes, that's the way that everybody play Halo.

Yeah, and you were--

I know, 'cause we were lame.

I know, but.

Is Mila Kunis, this looks like a long one--

Can't wait to see what it is, I was gonna say.

Based on the length of the paper.

Video game voice acting?

I know I did a video game voice,

and I don't want to say what it was,

'cause I don't remember.

But it was a popular one.

Just get it wrong and try.

Black ops.

(Justin laughs)

Is Mila Kunis fluent in Russian?

I know the answer to this question.

Yes, Justin Theroux, I am. I know!

How do you say, I love you, in Russian?

(Mila speaking foreign language)

That's right.

(Mila laughs)

And how do you say,

if I had known it would have been raining,

I would have reminded myself

to have thought to have brought an umbrella.

(laughing)

Alright, let's move on. It's impossible.

(laughing)

Justin Theroux, here we go.

Does Justin Theroux play Xbox with Will Arnett?

Yes, I do, we play Call of Duty.

You animals, of course you do.

We haven't played in awhile, yeah.

But we do play Call of Duty.

Of course you do.

We're the whole clan that goes out there.

We get online together.

Maybe I did a voice for Call of Duty.

I did do a Call, bonus round,

I did do a voice for Call of Duty.

You did?

Mm-hm.

Oh, well, then I didn't.

I'm not that cool.

Does Justin Theroux play guitar?

Not at all.

Do you have any musical talent?

When I play, I am an actor, so technically

my body is my instrument.

Oh, boy.

No, it is, it's a thing.

Does Justin Theroux have siblings?

Yes, I have five.

There's six of us all together, so I have many siblings.

Does Justin Theroux, oh wait, I got wrong one.

Speaks French?

(Justin speaking foreign language)

Can you pretend?

(Justin speaking foreign language)

That's, yeah, I buy it.

Does Justin Theroux have a dog?

Hm.

Does Justin Theroux have a dog?

Can somebody (mumbles) Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that angry animal.

She's right here in the room.

I brought her to work today.

This was not planned, by the way.

Look at this.

This animal is maybe the laziest

human in this room right now.

She hasn't moved.

That's right.

She has not moved.

She's ferocious.

Hey guys, watch out.

She was gonna be named Bitey McBites Bites a Lot.

And then we ended up naming her Kuma.

Kuma, little bear.

Look, she's asleep.

She's literally going to bed as we speak.

She can't even keep her eyes open.

Does Mila Kunis-- Oh, there's more, oh boy.

Play Meg?

Yes, Family Guy.

We've been on the air for a couple years.

You should check us out.

Sometimes we're funny.

Sometimes it's questionable.

Sometimes it's controversial.

Does Mila Kunis-- Have a twin.

Have a twin?

Why would they ask that?

Ah, not that I know of.

I don't think I have a twin. It is the internet,

after all, it's the Wild Wild West.

Yeah, I wish I did.

Okay, does Mila Kunis

[Both] Have a foot tattoo?

Nope, but I have a mole.

And maybe that's what people think it is.

People see it in movies and stuff--

Yeah.

Does Mila Kunis--

[Both] Speak japanese?

(Mila speaking foreign language)

Oh my god.

Little known fact, fluent.

Are you really? Nope.

Or is it just (speaking foreign language)?

Just (speaking foreign language)

I can say do you want to buy a snow cone.

(speaking foreign language)

Yeah, that's good.

I used to be able to.

I probably could still tell you

where the catering is

and where the craft services is.

And tell you what you can get,

'cause I had to say it in a movie.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Does Mila Kunis-- Use eyeliner.

Use eyeliner?

Justin, would you like to answer that question?

Not a stitch.

Ah, I mean,

You just have beautiful eyes.

It's just natural, it's natural, guys.

Oh my god. It's weird.

Not a stitch, I'm right next to you.

I'm like, 12 inches.

Yeah, you can't even see anything.

It's just, this is what I wake up looking like.

Yeah.

What does Justin Theroux eat?

Food, I guess.

(Mila laughs)

Just food in general. I mean technically,

it's food, I mean. Yeah.

For the most part, yeah.

Yeah, you don't eat humans. No.

Sometimes grass.

Yeah, sometimes grass, occasionally,

which is technically, I guess, food.

Yeah.

What does Justin Theroux do?

(laughs) I don't know.

Oh, god.

I gotta go.

(both laughing)

What a weird, existential question.

What does Justin Theroux do?

Today, what do I do, or?

What do you do, Justin?

I don't know.

Just in life. Stuff.

Living life.

(Justin laughs)

Just living.

What is Justin Theroux's star sign?

It's the best one, Leo.

That's me.

Really?

What's your birthday?

August 10th. August 14th.

Oh my god, we're doing a giant birthday party.

What is Justin Theroux's height?

I haven't been measured in awhile,

and I'm still growing.

(Mila laughs)

I think I'm, it's like 6'7 or 8.

It's weird, you're really tall.

(Justin laughs)

I'm freakishly tall. It's weird.

It's like, a bummer. He's like, a giant, guys.

I realize, Always hunching.

other people look at me,

and they're like, hey what's up?

No, I'm 5'10.

What did Justin Theroux write?

Oh, many things, Justin, tell 'em.

What did Justin Theroux write?

I've worked on one of the,

Iron Man 2, Tropic Thunder,

Oh, so much stuff. Some script authoring work.

Guys, this one.

I did musical, weirdly, once.

Did you write the music for the musical?

No, it was a jukebox musical,

Rock of Ages, that I wrote.

I've heard Rock of Ages.

Little known musical,

starring a little known actor, Tom Cruise.

Yeah.

Yeah, he has potential, maybe.

Only worked with him twice. One day.

Yeah, no big deal. Whatever.

And that's you.

Here we go.

So what did Mila Kunis--

Oh, boy.

Name her son?

Dimitri Portwood Kutcher.

Aw.

Yep.

That's adorable.

What is Mila Kunis' eye color?

Dark green.

Yeah, they're like a dark green, hazel.

Yeah.

Could be brown, sometimes. The situation.

They used to be two different colors.

Did it really?

And then I got, eye surgery.

One was blue and one was green.

I had cataracts.

Little known fact.

Wait, what?

Yeah.

What was Mila Kunis' age, That 70s Show?

Interesting grammar.

I started when I was 14.

Whoa.

That's young, that's technically, almost--

Ninth grade.

It's not a child actor, it's a tween actor.

Well, I started acting when I was nine.

Get out, what was your first job?

First--

I'll ask Google, later.

No, but what was it?

Ooh, ooh, what,

the first like, show, that I did, was Days of Our Lives.

Mm-hm.

And then um, and then I did a bunch of commercials.

So, I did like, Wow.

Barbie commercials, and things like that.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I know, yeah.

Who knew.

What can Mila Kunis sing?

(singing in foreign language)

(Justin laughs)

That was fantastic.

Are you ready?

Yup.

Is Justin Theroux related to Henry David Thoreau?

No.

Eh.

Because this is spelled Differently.

Thoreau, and mine has an X on the end.

Simple spell check would have cleared all that up before.

Clearly not the same.

Is Justin Theroux, ooh, are your tattoos real?

Yes, all my tattoos are real.

How many tattoos do you have, Justin?

Well, it'd be weird if I put on tattoos

in life, just to go out with fake tattoos.

I have a bunch, I have like--

You can't even count, you have that many?

It's like, a lot of little ones that I'd probably forget.

And if I started counted them,

it would be a little big boring video.

More than 10?

Yeah, more than 10.

Ooh.

Is Justin Theroux a dad?

What?

I feel like-- Am I a dad?

I don't know, maybe.

To a--

There might be a bunch of them out there.

You don't know about your children

that are running around downstairs?

(laughs) I don't know.

Surprise, come on out!

Keep waiting for a knock on the door,

not at the moment. You never know, Justin.

You never know.

Is Justin Theroux and Ben Stiller friends?

Yes, we are friends.

And we've been friends for a very long time.

Where is Justin Theroux family from?

We're from all over the place.

A little bit of Italy, a little bit of France,

a little Montreal.

Currently, we're from everywhere in the United States.

We're spread across the country.

First of all, the grammar is horrible

for a lot of those questions.

Like, what is Mila Kunis, it's apostrophe,

what is Mila Kunis's eye color.

Like possession of.

Yes, exactly. Yeah.

What eye color does she possess.

And I am foreign.

Yeah.

And even I know that there's an,

then clearly, guys, there's an issue.

Exactly, English is her second language.

It really is.

And if you're on the internet, be nice.

To each other.

To each other.

Mm-hm.

And don't Google yourself.

Mm-mm.

'Cause that will make you want to blow

your fucking head off.

Yeah, don't do it.