(dial tone)

Well, I'm David Arquette.

And I'm here on the set of Jeff 1000. (laughs)

Working with a robot is different.

It's like you have to wait to say you're line,

til he, like, (mimics robot)

You have to make sure he computes.

I mean, his operating system isn't,

probably, the fastest.

He needs like a 5G upgrade.

He's pretty tricky.

You gotta watch him, you never know.

Like, what if they're gonna turn on you?

No green M&Ms, no green M&Ms.

I think to be honest, you know,

not to take down the whole production or anything,

but, Wall-E's to big for this.

This is just something for the internet.

I don't know what to think

about the Jeff and Summer Relationship.

I mean, I'm open-minded.

Anyone should be able to date anyone they want,

but...

I don't know.

It's scary when you think about...

What...

happens...

(laughs) there.

I don't know what Jeff thinks about when he's acting.

When you stare into his eyes, like,

I can't really even find his eyes.

But they're blank.

Uh, yeah, I guess he's great.

I don't know what the obsession with Jeff is, really.

Um, Jeff can't have hair.

So his hair would probably look like wires.

What's your obsession with Jeff, bro?

I mean, no, I'd come back as me!

I wouldn't want to come back as a robot.

That's completely ridiculous!

What? You tell me!

I'm sure it's gonna be another question about Jeff!

To be honest with you, bro, I'm boiling.

And this is, like, my break time.

So, I'm gonna go to craft service,

where Jeff won't be, because he can't eat!