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    Pug vs. Giant Robot

    She’s one of Jeff’s best friends, so when Summer Glau recounts her near-death experience, Jeff is all ears—at least, as much as a robot can be. But when Jeff’s beloved pug Baby Princess continues to interrupt the story, Summer refuses to come second to the tiny dog.

    Released on 12/15/2014

    Transcript

    I'm Jeff 1000,

    I used to be an automotive assembly device,

    living in Central Northeast Ohio.

    Now I'm in LA,

    hanging with my best friend Summer Glau.

    Hehe, I feel like I should lose some weight

    and color my hair but I don't have any.

    Well I've never surfed before so

    of course I was nervous

    but as soon as I got out there the fear just

    melted away--

    Ah--

    [Summer] And this calm washed over me.

    Ah, that's beautiful.

    It was...

    until I almost died.

    (dog barking)

    Oh, hang on.

    What do you want?

    Use your words, what do you want?

    You want to walk?

    (dog barks)

    Uh no, no.

    No no nos,

    No no nos.

    Sorry uh you were on vacation.

    Yeah I was on vacation but I,

    I almost died.

    Nooooo.

    I caught this wave,

    I was focused on my balance,

    I see this, this dark spot in the water--

    [Jeff 1000] A dark spot.

    And it was a shark.

    (dog barking)

    No, no snacks.

    I know it's your watching,

    Summer's telling Daddy a very interesting story.

    Sorry, she gets in these moods

    and I have to put, like put it down.

    Hey yeah I get it.

    So what happened?

    Well, I'll tell you--

    (dog barking)

    Are you being a princess?

    That's one, you do not want Daddy to get to three,

    that's two,

    okay it's still two.

    You know, I'll tell you later.

    Oh, no no no no no,

    stop finish, finish.

    I'm going.

    [Jeff 1000] No, I'm listening.

    (dog barking)

    Two and a half...

    That's three, three, three!

    (dog whimpering)

    Oh, I can't be mean to you.

    I wuv you too much.

    You want a bath?

    A bath with Daddy?

    We could play fluffy mummy.

    You want to play dress up, you want to dress up,

    can I wear you as a hat?

    Let me wear you as a hat.

    Starring: Summer Glau , David Arquette

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