Spy vs. Spy
Released on 07/24/2013
(video playing on computer)
(phones rings)
This is Topple.
Sorry I missed your call,
I just got out of a briefing.
A briefing?
Was there a buffet?
I can't tell you, you don't have the security clearance.
What are you doing?
I wasn't invited to your top secret briefing,
so I've been catching up on my telenovelas.
They're addictive.
Stop goofing off, it makes me look bad.
Grr, you sound grumpy Supervisor Winters.
Did you not sleep well?
Actually, I had a rough night.
[Topple] Go on.
Someone changed the locks on my apartment,
I had to sleep in my car.
Oh dear.
Did you call your landlord?
[Winters] I can't get ahold of him.
Well I certainly hope it's not because
someone placed him on a terrorist watch list,
and now he's being flown out of the country
with a bag over his head.
You know, just because someone decided to mess with him,
because someone has the ability
to make other people's lives miserable.
What are you doing to me?
I'm neutralizing a threat to national security.
I'm a threat to national security?
I work in national security and you're threatening to me.
So you're neutralizing me by making me sleep in my Jetta?
That reminds me, your Jetta has been towed,
to the bottom of the Delaware river.
You do not want to go head to head with me, Topple.
I will go Call of Duty on your ass.
I will turn your life inside out.
Oh with your computer hacking,
are you gonna change the default font on my e-mail?
Keep talking shit and see what happens!
I'll see you burn in hell.
(show plays on computer)
I need to print out a memo for Deputy Chief Rollins,
where can I get more printer toner?
Oh, you should ask your new boyfriend,
Deputy Chief Rollins.
I gotta get back to my show, this family is loca.
What family?
I don't know, I think they live in Arizona.
I was just clicking through our global remote cam
surveillance matrix and they looked
like they'd be fun to follow for a while.
Oh, I gotta go!
I think Marlena and Raul are having an affair.
That's horrible.
I know, Raul's all wrong for her.
I've sent an agent to have him taken care of.
Starring: John Hodgman, Emily Heller
Co-creators: David Rees and Brian Spinks
Animation: Flat Black Films
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