It's my 100th episode and I'm partying like

it's 1999.

Oh, if it's 1999, I better get in line for the premier

of Phantom Menace, I just know it's gonna be awesome.

(honking)

First, your comments.

Actually, only your comments this week.

I only made it to 100 episodes because of your support.

Seriously, you're all insane.

Firefly and Freaks and Geeks got cancelled after one season,

but I'm still on the air?

What are you people thinking?

So, actionreiwpersonguy yeah asked if I've

seen Project Almanac.

No, a future version of me traveled back in time

to warn me that it wasn't very good.

Alex Hirsch asks, how was Birdman?

It was great.

Now I hope they make a series of blockbuster super hero

movies about the character.

His motto can be, justice is a thing with feathers.

That'd be sick.

I don't think that's the takeaway the director intended

for me to have but there you go.

Roy Evritt agrees with me about the awfulness of

the Smurf movies and poses the age old question:

how does the Smurf race repopulate itself

if there's only one Smurfette?

Roy, I'm afraid that fanfic authors have proposed

100,000 different answers to your question,

each one more unsavory than the last.

SweetCaptain77 asks, what kind of fanfic interests me?

You know, I just looked at a fanfic that riffs on

The Simpsons.

It takes the same premise of characters but it sets

them in New England and it isn't funny.

It's called Family Guy!

Oh, yeah, I said it.

(laughing)

So I invited you all to write Angry Nerd fanfic

as long as it wasn't dirty.

Andrew Royle, who apparently thinks I'm too optimistic

about episode seven wrote a very short story about me.

Once the camera stopped, J.J. Abrams switched off the

power, putting his bald yes-bot into standby mode.

The end.

Zing!

Hey, don't forget about the part where the bald yes-bot

tells Abrams that the ending to Lost made perfect sense

and it was totally satisfying.

CapCrunch45 asks if I caught Game of Thrones in IMAX.

Ugh, I missed it!

Still kicking myself.

You know, I wish they released more classic TV in IMAX.

Like the candy conveyor belt episode of I Love Lucy.

Sneak2attack asks what I thought of Tron: Legacy.

Not as good as the original, but fun.

JJ asks, Angry Nerd, have you seen Mortal Kombat: Rebirth?

Yes, better than any theatrically released Mortal Kombat.

From BakaReviews, I'm curious if you've seen a show

called Steven Universe.

I love Steven Universe!

Lord Adazai asks, do you have an opinion on

Lego Bionicle?

No.

Josh Brubaker asks, is there a possibility of a

calendar showing off the best Angry Nerd cosplays?

Well sure, but instead of a monthly pinup,

wouldn't you rather have a nitpick a day calendar?

January 1st, explosions in space don't make a sound!

Square root of 47Squared asks, if the Magic: The Gathering

cards scattered around my desk are always there.

Yes, but someone keeps stealing my rares.

Hey, Burning-Eye Zubera is watching all of you.

Now, for my Jupiter Ascending rant, Adrian writes,

who is this annoying fat f***?

Oh, Adrian, that's no way to talk about Channing Tatum.

See, this movie was clearly a bad career choice for him but.

He's talking about me?

That's impossible.

I'm not annoying.

(honking)

John writes that it would be funny to hear me curse a lot

in a video about my most hated movies slash shows

slash comic.

Hmm, maybe I should do an episode long rant

about that ****lord Michael Bay.

That god**** mother******** worthless pile of ****

directs movies like a scruffy looking **** herder.

He's a ****farming explosion ****.

His movies are ***** grade A ****** *******

topped with *****

with a side of *******

feted disease monkey ****.

And I ******* hope his ***** get caught in

a god**** thresher.

Kamala Khan suggests that my new animated sidekick

Gary the Wisecracking Honey Badger could join the Avengers,

maybe be their Rocket Raccoon.

Well, I'll tell you one thing, Kamala,

Marvel/DC would probably spring for the FX required

to render him in high res splendor.

Not like these sheep **** **** dicks I currently work for.

Christopher Stommiatamos has asked me about a dozen

times to rant about the new season of Pokemon.

I'm flattered you're so interested in my opinion

but I'm sorry, Chris, it's just not gonna happen.

I have no strong feelings about the cartoon.

Please don't attack me with volt tackle.

Jacob Swecker wonders what I think of the Teen Wolf series.

Hey, it's the best monster soap opera since Ron Perlman's

Beauty and the Beast and you can quote me on that.

Hey, thanks again to all of you for watching, seriously.

And please keep the comments coming, I really do try

to answer as many as I can.

What topic would you like to see me

tackle on upcoming episodes?

Let me know, subscribe to the WIRED channel,

and click over there to watch my other rants.

Ah, it feels like it was only yesterday

that I just started.

We couldn't have even imagined a Smurfs movie

back when I was starting.

Or that there would be five Transformers movies,

or that I'd be tired of comic book movies!

How did it ever get to that point?