This week I want to rant about time travel movies,

so I'm bringing on a very special guest from the future,

Andre, from the YouTube channel BlackNerdComedy.

Andre, thanks so much for traveling back in time to join me.

I know it takes one point 21 gigawatts to get here.

No, no, no, I didn't travel back in time.

I traveled here from southern California.

I'm wearing this to protect me

from the smog in LA and gang warfare.

Well, southern California,

that's a different time zone,

so that's still a form of time travel.

No, no, it's still California,

so we're in the same time zone.

You got to work with me here, man.

All right, fine.

I'm from the future.

Beep, boop, bop, boop, boop. There we go.

[Andre] Great Scott.

First, your comments.

Miko Wildcat wrote, What's your opinion

about Terminator Genisys

and the idea it's introducing to the series?

Well, it's trying to be a prequel and a sequel and a reboot.

It should just try not to suck, like the last one,

and the multiple time travel scenario, kind of confusing.

X-Men: Days of Future Past had all that going against it

and still pulled it off.

Maybe this can.

I think I would rather play Terminator

on Sega Genesis then see Terminator Genisys.

Burn. (laughter)

I'm still going to see it.

Andre, two things got me thinking

about time travel this week.

One is the new Hot Tub Time Machine sequel

is about to come out.

The other, we are now living in the year 2015,

which, of course, of course,

the year Marty McFly traveled forwards

to the second Back to the Future movie.

2015?

You mean we're in the future.

I don't know about you,

but I wish I was living in the 2015 of that movie.

Hoverboards.

[Andre] Yes.

Holographic movies.

[Andre] Yes.

What is it, Jaws 8?

Jaws 77?

What was the drink?

Pepsi Perfect.

Pepsi Perfect.

Way better than Crystal Pepsi.

[Andre] And Nikes that lace themselves.

Don't forget, the groovy LED tie-dyed ball caps.

I got one for each of us.

Oh, nice.

Sweet.

I promise it won't look stupid.

I look like a reject Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

You know there are a few things

you're always going to see when you go to the future.

There's robots everywhere.

Everything you need is a robot.

People in the movies in the future,

they're slaves to their technology.

And that is not true. That is ridiculous.

That's so stupid.

We are not slaves to our technology.

Hold up. Hold up.

I just got a text. Are you sure?

Yeah. I think that was me.

Oh, really? It's a kitten.

Oh, that's good.

I'm liking that.

Oh, okay what were we talking about?

Time travel movies.

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Back to the Future 2

are both about people trying to use time travel

to get rich and that screws everything up

and then someone has to zip around fixing stuff.

But I'm not going to worry about going back in time

because the other thing about time travel is

unless you're a white guy,

you don't want to go back in time.

Women or minority, you don't want to do it.

Come on, Andre, let's go back to 1830.

No.

Come on, it'll be a hoot.

Come on.

I'm good.

If Rufus pops up in a phones booth

and says, We're going to show you the history,

I'm like, Nah, I'm good.

I saw Selma.

I'm all right.

And then what kills me too is no matter what part

of the world you are in, if you're in the 80s,

everyone talks like a Valley girl or a surfer dude.

Sorry, in the 80s we don't all sound like Ninja Turtles.

Okay, we're not all Ninja Turtles in the 80s.

Cowabunga!

You know, that would be a great movie

if absolutely everyone in the 1980s was a Ninja Turtle.

That would be great.

We'd have to name them all different artists.

Yeah, this is Jackson Pollack Ninja Turtle.

Yeah.

And he's got like a big rock that he throws at you.

This is Rembrandt and Kirby and Banksy.

(laughter)

We've said our piece.

Now we want to hear from you.

What is your favorite time travel movie?

Let us know in the comments

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And while you're in a subscribing mood,

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So if you click that, you can see us together

on my channel talking about everything that's wrong

with turning animated movies into live action movies.

Andre, thanks again for joining me.

You'll be pleased to know

that you can keep this pimping hat.

Great, you're so kind.

Now, let's pantomime

like we're having a serious discussion.

Oh, so you're really going to make me take this hat home.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you can't take it off.

Oh, I can't, wait, what?

Don't leave that ...

No, it's stuck to your head forever.

No, it's attached to my body?

Sorry.

Oh no.

I already bought my coffin.

I want to talk ...

I got a little too wrapped up ...

You got into it, yeah.

It's fun.

Andre Meadows with the BlackNerdComedy channel.

Uh, thanks so much for ...

Oh wait, you say that.

The smog too.

Yeah, it's to protect me from the smog and gang warfare.

(laughter)

Okay, I can see why they don't actually make these.

It's like wearing a record album on your head.